MPB is in Australia right now
Actually come to think of it so far everytime he's not around I
happen to hurt myself :x
I put HM's chair outside to sun ma since it was very sunny...you
know UV light is very good for killing germs...then it's those kind
of heavy office chair with wheels and I didn't lift it up properly
and it dropped on my foot :x
you should have set the chair on fire.. guaranteed to kill all
germs...
even better if HM was still seated on the chair 
